north korea took $6.3 billion from binance. binance got made whole. we got “dyor.”
incident log
one gets a $6.34 billion reserve, the fbi and a statement. the other gets a reply guy telling you to do your own research.
| when | what happened | who covered it | status |
|---|---|---|---|
| oct 29, 2026 | binance drained for ~$6.3B across 10 chains. $4.9B in the first 14 minutes. | binance, $6.34B of company funds | made whole |
| oct 29, 2026 | tether freezes $1.5B linked to the hack | tether | frozen |
| 3:12 am | dev pulled liquidity. chart went vertical, the wrong way. | nobody | dyor |
| every day | bundled launch, sniped in block 0, -98% before the dev logged off | nobody | dyor |
| right now | $17 left in the account. still worried about the binance hack. | the coffee | this is fine |
the video
pinned to the wall
the story
in 2013 a cartoonist drew a dog in a burning room. coffee in hand. flames on the ceiling. this week north korea took $6.3 billion from binance. binance put $6.34 billion aside to pay every user back. we've been sitting in that room for years. rugged at 3am. bundled. sniped. nobody set aside a dollar for us. we sipped the coffee and typed "this is fine."
